There are a few things that I know and a few things that I don't,
There are some things that I'll try and some that I sure won't,
But when I think to way back when, that day I tried that 40,
I really had no clue that it would give me more authority,
You see...I drank a forty one night and a forty on the next,
I had to try them all to find out which one was the best,
I kept it up for a week or two or maybe it was more,
I even bought them by the cases at the liquor store,
So for those of you who won't try a 40 cause you think it's heinous,
Well, I guess you'll never know for sure why 40's made me famous.
So what are you waiting for?